I like to carve scary pumpkins.
(via xkcd: Orb Hammer)
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
- ALBERT EINSTEIN
Customer: Do you have a children’s book called ‘The Lying Bitch and the Wardrobe’ by CS Lewis?
Me: Yeah… that’s not what it’s called.